Consciousness – You are me now. I am consciousness and I control you.
Monkey – no you don’t. And I’m not.
C – yes you are. I’ll make you do something.
M – smirks
C – you see?! I made you smirk. I am your master, monkey. You shall do my bidding.
M – dude, just no.
C – again! I made you say that, monkey. Hahahaaa. I am all powerful.
M – bro, make my kidneys work harder. Or make my muscles grow.
C – well…
C – here, think of a color.
M – fuchsia
C – tadaaah, I made you think fuchsia.
M – how?
C – well…
M – come on man, you’re boring me.